Shiki Shops: PHOSERA Review

Sooo…

Remember that new shop that I was telling you about? The one I was like, really excited for?

 

Well, I tried two of the things that I bought from there and let me just say…

THEY. ARE. GREAT!

My favorite was definitely the nail polish. Yozie liked it, too! I convinced her to let me paint her nails and we were both totally surprised that it didn’t chip the next time she did some training. Extra points to the Sleek Shinobi brand for being fighting tough!

The lip gloss was awesome, too! Like I told everyone, I bought a new color to try something new and it totally worked out. It’s definitely a great color to wear when out on the town with friends! Eye-catching and vibrant, like me!

Hmm… I wonder what I’ll buy next time I’m there. Probably some lotion and eyeshadow. Maybe some hair-dye! How do you guys think I’d look with some black and pink streaks?! It would totally go with my Shinobi outfit…

The Two-Headed Ninja

Okay, so last night, I went to see Deathpond again for the third time. I ended up staying to see it a fourth time, because come on, Deathpond, but I forgot the bus stops running at 10, and I didn't want to splurge for a cab, so off I went on foot.

On the way back, I took a shortcut through this one big park. I know, right? Cute blonde teen walking by herself in the dark at night. Sounds like every horror movie ever. But there I was, when I heard a rustling in the bushes ahead of me.

I slowly, quietly pulled out my scythe. I figured it was just a bunch of grunts about to jump me again. That happens four or five times a week. Sometimes they wear feathers or bear suits. It's weird. But no; what came out of those bushes was something totally different.

I couldn't quite tell what it was in the dark. It had a big, broad cloak like a shroud, it had these crazy twirling horns, and I swear to all that's holy, it had TWO FREAKING HEADS.

Like, it had a regular head, and then off to the side it had this crazy different-looking head. One of the heads screamed when it saw me and ran off. With the other head, I mean. They both ran off. The body they were both attached to ran off. I don't know. I'm still shaking all over. I can barely even type.

I need a massage. And an iced grande latte with two of those little mint creamery things. Massage first.

Shiki Shops: PHOSERA

Guys, I’m so excited!

A new store opened up in the shopping area and you’ll never guess what they sell there. Well, go on! Guess! I’ll be back in a couple of days to let you know if you’re right.  

…Just kidding! I wouldn’t do that to you all!

Anyway! The shop that opened sells make-up! And all sorts of it! I was almost overwhelmed when I walked in there. I didn’t know where to look first; lipstick or lip gloss or eyeshadow or eyeliner or nail polish or—!!

In other words, there’s like, a lot. And not just make-up, but also lotions and stuff for your hair, too! I can’t wait to try everything out, but that’s totally going to take FOREVER!!

But for my first purchase, I bought a new lip gloss (in a color I’ve never tried before because it’s totally important to change things up every once in a while, you know?!) and a few different shades of nail polish. Maybe I can convince Yozie to let me paint her nails! But she’d probably just ruin all my hard work with her punching… 

I’ll make sure to let everyone know about the new things I got today!

Shiki Sees: "Deathpond"

OMG, have you guys seen Deathpond yet? He is, like, the naughtiest hottie from all your Shinobi Land dreams!


OK, so check it out. Deathpond is a superhero, right? But he's like a bad boy superhero, and he's got these two guns, and these two katanas, and underneath that mask, woo! Hotsville! I mean, until he gets all nasty and leathery and everything, but — ooh, spoilers! My bad!

And he's played by the hot guy from that vampire movie. The third vampire movie. I love that movie. I mean, it's awful, but I love that he's in it, y'know? He cracks jokes in that one too, but his jokes in Deathpond are way, way better, and he cracks them all the time.

And sometimes, in the movie, he talks right into the camera, and it's like, OMG, he looked right at me! I seriously want him to just reach out through the screen, pull me in, and take me on his whole adventure. I mean, I'd look good kicking bad buy behind right next to him, y'know. I bet he'd look over and say, "Hey, Shiki, you really put the bite on that guy!" I mean, he'd probably say something wittier than that, but you know what I mean.

I totally want to see it again. Maybe I'll ask Yaggie, if she's not too shaken up still over, y'know, "that other movie."

Oh, I haven't told you that story yet, Okay, I'll tell you soon, I promise...

Revealing Rapunzel

Okay, so have you seen that online novel "Rapunzel the Shinobi"? Well, yours truly has the inside scoop on who's writing it.

Right, think about it. Who's the main character? She's a shinobi, right? I mean, duh. But she's a shinobi with purple-pinkish hair and an eyepatch. How many of those do you know?

So you know how people who write stories like to put themselves in as the main character? Like how Murky's always writing stories about superheroes in masks, who sometimes end up making out with tall blonde girls...who talk like 80's American valley girls...

Anyway!

I think I know who's writing Rapunzel, and I think you do too. It's Yaggie, right? It's gotta be.

 

So watch and wait, 'cause if the next chapter of "Rapunzel" has her beating up a tall blonde girl who talks like an 80's American valley girl, you'll know we were onto something here. Till next time!

[Edit: Okay, you got me, Yaggie isn't the real author of "Rapunzel," but the real one made me swear never to tell anybody who she was orshe'dhackmyblogagainSO ANYWAY, just pretend it's Yaggie for my sake, yeah?]

Eye Eye, Captain!

OMG, so you know Hibari? Like, from Hanzō? You know how she's got those crazy eyes, right? Those purple, flowery eyes?

Okay, so you totally want be sitting down for this. They're, like, super-eyes.

I looked it up. Like, in a book, this old book in Grandpa's library. They're called Kagan eyes or something, right? And if she looks into your eyes, she can make you do things.

Like that guy, in that show, you know? She could make you do jumping jacks, or do her homework, or take off your pants and start samba-dancing...no, wait, that's Haruka.

Anyway, I know she's a good shinobi for now, but just imagine if she ever turned to the dark side. Ooh, maybe she already has, and we just don't know it! Maybe we only think she's all sweet and innocent because that's what she's been telling us to think.

Wait, if she can control our thoughts...is she making me type this? Why is she doing that? Hey, Hibari, stop it! Get out of my heeeaaad...

...

Okay. I'm okay. One shiatsu massage and two lattes later, I'm okay.

But you've gotta watch out. We all do. Like, wear shades when you see her, and think of something thought-blocky, like a nursery rhyme or geometry or something, 'cause when she gets into your head, there's no getting her out. Like that song, the one about that bunny candy she likes, the one she's MAKING ME THINK OF RIGHT NOW...