OMG, so you know Hibari? Like, from Hanzō? You know how she's got those crazy eyes, right? Those purple, flowery eyes?
Okay, so you totally want be sitting down for this. They're, like, super-eyes.
I looked it up. Like, in a book, this old book in Grandpa's library. They're called Kagan eyes or something, right? And if she looks into your eyes, she can make you do things.
Like that guy, in that show, you know? She could make you do jumping jacks, or do her homework, or take off your pants and start samba-dancing...no, wait, that's Haruka.
Anyway, I know she's a good shinobi for now, but just imagine if she ever turned to the dark side. Ooh, maybe she already has, and we just don't know it! Maybe we only think she's all sweet and innocent because that's what she's been telling us to think.
Wait, if she can control our thoughts...is she making me type this? Why is she doing that? Hey, Hibari, stop it! Get out of my heeeaaad...
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Okay. I'm okay. One shiatsu massage and two lattes later, I'm okay.
But you've gotta watch out. We all do. Like, wear shades when you see her, and think of something thought-blocky, like a nursery rhyme or geometry or something, 'cause when she gets into your head, there's no getting her out. Like that song, the one about that bunny candy she likes, the one she's MAKING ME THINK OF RIGHT NOW...
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